Uncle-in-arms Sun suspects Ancient Tomb Sect
But that shrew was scornful of Li Mok-sau
So it doesn't seem likely
So she really is Aunt
Uncle-in-arms has asked that hussy or a duel in the Wolf Valley at tomorrow noon
l don't know how many will come with her
But with you two with us
We don't have to worry about their numbers
Good! l will be there tomorrow noon
Brother Hon, we bid you goodbye for the time being
Let us see you out
But it is close to Chungyeung Monastery here
Please don't let our Grand Shifus know about it
Of course
Goodbye Goodbye
l will be able to see Aunt tomorrow
Go to bed
Tomorrow when we see that hussy
We can cut her ears off
lt stinks
Brother-in-arm, you actually shat here?
How could it be me? You did it?
Me? Of course not
Where is the bundle?
Sheep, sheep, you will see the most beautiful girl in no time
But l don't think you know how to appreciate her beauty
Go eat your grass
When Aunt is here and sees a shepherd knows Maiden Sword Routine
lt will give her a great shock
Hey!
The hussy is not here yet?
No, Uncle-in-arms
Stinking Taoists and dirty beggars
They are just too foul for Aunt to take care of
When that hussy is here Let us teach her a lesson
Yes, Uncle-in-arms
You stinking Taoists and beggars Been waiting for long?
She is not Aunt
Hussy, you have the nerve to come
Ask your helps to show themselves
These are my helps
Shrew, how wicked
What are you looking at?
Look at her, she is a fairy in white?
She is not even fit to carry Aunt's shoes
Don't look
You bitch, let me clear you off
All right, let me show you Quanzhen swordsmanship
What? With a broken sword?
Bitch, what is your relationship with Goddess Locusta?
So the lame girl is with Li Mok-sau
Both sides are bad l won't waste my time on you
No, she imposes as Aunt
l have to teach her a lesson
All right, let me save you first
Goddess Locusta?
Brethren Hon, Brother Chan, let us go
The sheep has turned crazy!
Lame girl, you are on your own
No, where is my tulwar?
The sheep has turned crazy! No...
Hey! Don't you shout here
lt was your fault, you rascals frightened my sheep away
Granddad will kill me
All right, your sheep did give me help
Take it
What? You don't want it?
ldiot, it is silver
Of course if want it But one ingot is not enough
That's all l have All right
What are you looking at?
You want to mock my lameness? Let me kill you
Please don't kill me...
Don't you run away...
Don't kill me...don't kill me
My granddad taught me...
What did he teach you?
That time l kept staring at Lass Third
And Granddad picked up a pole and beat me with it
Who is Lass Third?
She is the third daughter of the third son of the cousin of Aunt Ngau next door
She is the prettiest girl in our village
We all call her corpse
What? Corpse? You mean cutie?
Something like that
Granddad says we call a pretty girl corpse
But l don't what it means
You are more of a corpse than Lass Third
So l wanted to look at your corpse face
But Granddad forbids me to look at corpse
So l didn't look at your corpse face
But looked at your corpse feet instead
What a stupid egg
You are not just corpse, you are a fairy
How did you know my name is Stupid Egg?
You are really called Stupid Egg?
What about your parents?
They have died, l only have my Granddad
But he is very mean
l lost my sheep, he will kill me
You go back with me and tell him, come on
Hey! What are you doing?
You let go of me first Your hands are so dirty
You listen to me
He will beat me to death
You let me...you let me tag along
You let go of me first
All right, tag along if you can
Noodles... ls this good?
What? You are still following me?
lf you won't get lost l will chop you to death
Hey! Don't leave me!
You... Don't leave me
What is going on...
She is my wife, but she renounces me and threatens to kill me
Look
What? This is ridiculous! You just can't...
You silly Stupid Egg What are you blabbering here?
You get fresh with me?
How ridiculous...
Wife beating up husband? This is absurd...
Who says he is my husband?
You silly Stupid Egg Granddad asked you to tend the sheep
And you come here with your wife?
The sheep is everything l own in this world
And you take it away from me?
Let me beat you to death... Please don't
Beat you to death...
Hey...that's enough...thank you
Let me carry on for a bit longer, it is fun
Hey!
Beat you to death... Stop...
Beat you to death...
Hey, my wife is leaving
Daughter-in-law, this Stupid Egg maltreats you?
What? l maltreat her? She maltreats me
You got me this mean wife
She beat me and you gave her a hand
That's enough, you two stop your playacting
Daughter-in-law...this Stupid Egg is a fool
And l know it is hard on you
But you can't accommodate him
l am old now and my days are numbered
But if anything happens to him
How can you take care of the little Stupid Egg in your belly?
You silly old fool! What?
l am not done with it yet, after her
Rascal Stupid Egg!
You call me? You call me?
Lass... l really am sorry
Though Stupid Egg is a bit silly...
But nice in personality
Unlike you... Right...
You still want to get fresh with me?
Granddad... Thank you
Let me teach you two a lesson
Don't think l am easy-going
No...l am dying... Granddad...
l am dying... Granddad!
You killed my Granddad!
Granddad...Granddad...please answer me...
How come? l didn't use much force
Don't touch my Granddad
Granddad...
Don't come near... Granddad doesn't want to see you
Go away
My breath holding kungfu not bad?
Let me play ghost to scare her
You are smart indeed
So you had fun spanking me?
Have a rest here l will come back to you later
Tuck in, Stupid Egg
l have to go, Stupid Egg
Stupid Egg...
Granddad raised me up
You killed him just like that
Who is going to look after me now?
l told you l didn't mean it
You give Granddad back to me...
You are wicked, heartless and evil!
You think l was born like that?
Luk Mo-sheung, come out here
You little hussy You want to spy on our practice?
No, l see you are practicing hard
So l bring you fruit as refreshment
Shifu, l dare her to spy on us
Ling-po, you are protective of your little sister-in-arms
Mo-sheung, if l am in good mood
l may teach you a move or two
But don't think you will be taught Ancient Tomb's premium kungfus
lt will give you ideas of avenging your parents
And l have to kill you off
How would l?
Shifu is now what l have got
l don't even remember how my parents looked like
Little hussy, you sure know how to talk
Now go back in Yes
Why l had to suffer so much?
Why l had to be abused by that witch Li Mok-sau?
She killed your parents and you have to kill others?
Yes! Stupid Egg, now l send you to keep your Granddad company!
How?
l didn't mean to kill you
But you made me sentimental and told you my suffering
l don't want others to know l cried in front of a fool
Moreover, even if l spare you
You will be bullied now that you have no one in this world
Don't kill me...no...help...
Let me kill you...don't go...stop here
Don't...don't kill me...
l am sorry, l do it for your own good
No...it is chipped
You gave me these two ingots of silver
Now l return them to you But they are chipped
Stupid Egg, you...
That's odd, why can't you move?
Stop acting here l know you closed my acupoint
lf you are smart, you reopen it
Otherwise, l will make you beg for death
How do l know reopening acupoints?
But Uncle Cheung of our village knows how
He is a kungfu practitioner
He gives others a pat here and there and they won't move
Some other pats and they move again
Let me give you some pats
But don't make me beg for death
You...stop! You just stop!
Some more pats and you can move again
Let me try again, come on
lf you touch me again l will kill myself by biting my tongue off
All right, l stop
You just stand firm, if you fall down
No one here to pick you up
See you
You Stupid Egg, when my acupoint reopens
l will chop you to pieces
Shifu?
l saw the beggar carrying that shrew's tulwar
She must be around
Stupid Egg
Ling-po, you go in and check it out
Yes, Shifu
Sister-in-arms? Shifu will not give you an easy death
Let me do you a favour
Ling-po! Shifu!
You think l can't kill now?
Who asked you to kill her so quickly?
You see your shifu and you don't kneel down
You are my mortal enemy, just skip it
You stole my Five Poison Manual You hand it out
Witch Locusta, let me teach you a lesson
Who is it?
Run!
After them! Yes!
Run!
Shifu.... After them...
Sit down first
We can't afford to sit, come on
Don't worry
We took a short cut
They won't be here for a while
What are you doing?
Your rib is broken l mean to reset it for you
You know bonesetting?
Of course, when my dog broke its leg in its fight with the yellow dog next door
l reset it for it
And more, when the pig in our village broke it rib, l reset it for her
How dare you! You lousy Stupid Egg
You see me as a dog or a pig?
You are swine!
lf l am swine, then l am a boar and you a sow
You... You what?
Two days after l reset the leg for my dog
He was alive and kicking
And could fight others dogs again
You can't touch me
You just shut up
After resetting your rib we have to go
Or we can't get away
All right, Stupid Egg, if you lie to me
You will die a gruesome death
You say you will reset my rib
What are you looking at?
lf you look again
l will bite my tongue off
All right, don't cry, l have closed my eyes
Why you won't leave Gor and that girl alone
That Luk Mo-sheung is a traitor lt is not your business
You are have been following them
So sneaky, you have shamed Ancient Tomb Sect
Oh, l got it now You got it?
Your Gor has roving eyes
Seeing that my disciple is pretty He has abandoned you
Nonsense, Gor helps her out of kindness
Oh yes? Don't lie to yourself
Look at you, you are just wooden
There was no comparison in the tomb And that fool treasured you
But my disciple is vivacious
She suits your Gor better than you do
Sister-in-arms...
That means your Gor will not die for you now
So your vow is not invalidated
Now you have left the mountain
So you are a traitor of our sect
You cannot hold Maiden Sutra anymore
Gor was good to me Only because there was no one else?
What, after all, is love?
Sister-in-arms, we share the same fate
We sisters-in-arms are like real sisters
Why don't you take out Maiden Sutra
Let us practice it together
Then we can kill all the heartless men in the world
l can't give you Maiden Sutra
Living is meaningless
lf you won't kill all the heartless men with me
Why don't you commit suicide
Let me take over Ancient Tomb Sect
Living is meaningless...
Why Gor won't take me as his wife? Why?
Why? You are cold and wooden
lt can't be...
No more of that
lf you really won't hand it out
Don't blame me for being heartless
Sister-in-arms, l have no mood to fight you
Shifu...
Boss Yes
Get us some dishes, please Yes
Shing, get them dishes
Sit down
You silly Stupid Egg, you are dirty
You make me dirty too, go away
Oh yes, l am sorry That's enough
All right now, don't play the fool What is your name?
l told you my name is not Fu
l told you it is Stupid Egg My family name is Stupid
All right, don't tell me
if you don't want to
Then who is your shifu?
My shifu is my Aunt
What? your aunt? Yes
Then which sect she belongs to?
Shack? Shack is home, she is at home
l have had enough of you
l have never seen anyone so stupid
You are stupid, shack is not home? You tell me
Thank you...let me...
Hey! You know no table manners?
You eat over there, don't share my table
Go away, and use the chopsticks
l am using them now, big deal
No! Chow Pak-tung!
Miss, spare a copper
Spare the beggar a tulwar
You don't take the road to heaven
But insist in crashing the door of hell
Let us go... Go...
lt is odd, how come the beggars left so suddenly?
You are silly, you wouldn't spare them coppers, of course they left
We have to go too Where?
To save Granddad, if we don't go now
He cannot be revived
Come on, hurry up
Hey! Come on
Oh no
Stupid Egg, you are now a rotten egg
Stupid Egg needs to wash
l am changing, don't peek
Thanks, you are dirty and ugly
Looking at you will throw up what l ate yesterday
lt feels so good after a wash
You...you are Stupid Egg?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...you gave me 5 looks
That means you will throw up what you ate in the last 5 days
Hey! Where are you going?
Leaving, what is the point of staying
You just leave me here?
Miss, you are wounded and can't walk
And you won't let me carry you
What else can l do?
Silly Stupid Egg, you can carry me
Be careful
Boss Yes
You can serve now Yes
Shing, take out their dishes
Hey! Stupid Egg, where are you going?
You told me to go there
You won't share the table with me
You have to piss me off, come sit here
You sure? Yes
All right
That stinking vixen
No! Witch Locusta
No! Shifu! Come with me, hurry
Shifu will find our room
lt is all right, l've got a way
Come on...
Boss Yes, Elder you want a room?
What elder? You hint that l am old?
Which is the lame girl's room?
Take the two to bed first
Get to the bed Me?
Yes You want me to sleep with them?
No more arguing, your shifu is coming
Faster, come on
Sit there
Drink like nothing has happened
Pour the wine
You said the lame girl is inside
She was there just now
Who lives in that room? Some Taoists
More...
Hey! We seem to have made it
You Stupid Egg is cunning
No! How stupid of me
You are Stupid Egg Of course you are stupid
We impose as Taoists The 3 Taoists know about it
What if they tell your shifu about it?
The 2 stinking Taoists left earlier than we did
They should be in front of us
Look at you, you are so preoccupied
Your heart is not here
Brethrens of the Beggar Sect Could you spare me alms?
Stop that act, if you are smart
You come back with us to see our Disciplinary Elder
They are here!
lf you won't give me alms, give way
Give way?
Put dirt on your face
Beggar and Taoist, have you seen a lame girl passing by?
l just passed by and was provoked by two bully beggars
l have no arms with me
Since we are of the same religion Could you lend me your sword?
Thank you
Brother-in-arms, you don't have to help me
Let the Beggar Sect know what it means by Quanzhen martial arts
Quanzhen School?
You really belong to the Quanzhen School?
l have been holding back and didn't use our premium kungfu
l just used our very basic Quanzhen Sword Routine to have fun with you
What you just got is our Three Step Bone Corroding Needle
Three Step Bone Corroding Needle?
Take more than 3 steps and the poison will go to your heart
lf you don't want to die, sit here forever
Thank you for your sword
Wait, Taoist, you are adept in martial arts
Which of the Quanzhen Seven is your shifu?
My late Shifu was Wong Chung-yeung
l see, l am Li Mok-sau
They call me Goddess Locusta or Witch Locusta
Have you heard of me?
Really l haven't
But you are so pretty How can you be a witch?
You make fun of me
You call yourself disciple of Wong Chung-yeung
l should give you a hard time before killing you
But you did say something pleasing
All right, l just teach you a lesson with my duster
No, no, how can l fight with the lower generation?
You are facing death
and you still won't stop the nonsense?
My Shifu was really lmmortal Chungyeung
He was on the same generation with your Grand Shifu
That makes me your elder
How can l bully a sweet girl like you
Lend him your sword Yes
No, no...l really shouldn't fight a young girl of the lower generation
But since you force me to
All right, l take 3 moves from you without any weapons
Let me say it beforehand
lf you can take 3 moves from me
l will let you off
But with the 3 moves are over You cannot keep pestering me
All right, elder, please
You be careful
So it is you the stinking kid
What are you talking about?
And l praised you as rare to find in the world
So you are no different from other stinking men
My traitor disciple doesn't look bad
She broke her rib and you reset it for her
And you have done it
Nothing of that sort
No wonder your shifu is so angry with you
She has been tailing you all the time
Aunt has been following me?
But you did such a thing with other woman
Aunt?
l have to kill all unfaithful men like you
Aunt, l am sorry
Good, so you are not entirely heartless
l will give you a quick death
Run, Stupid Egg, run
Shifu
Ling-po, after them Yes
Stupid Egg, you were not yourself l was so scared
See you You are leaving?
Fine, you just go, let me shifu get me
And torture me to death
lf your shifu is the sister-in-arms of my shifu
You can't be that nice a person
Don't you insult my shifu
So you think l am not pretty enough That l will bore you
Some dumb shifu of yours What's the big deal?
You just can't compare with my shifu
She is a fairy from heaven
You aren't even good enough to be her maid
You...even if she is the most beautiful girl in the world
lt is not your business
You insulted my shifu
lf l didn't have to go looking for her
l would give you a good beating
So what if you have found her?
Whatever she wants me to do
lf she wants me to keep her company in the tomb for life
l will keep her company for life
That means l will never see you again
All right, you just leave
You just leave me here
Let me shifu kill me
l can never avenge my parents' death
l know it is my destiny You don't have to bother with me
lf your shifu really kills you
l may avenge your death
She is a fairy from heaven
You aren't even good enough to be her maid
Miss, if you jump down you will die
Let me die
My parents were killed
And l had to live at the mercy of their killer